Our Story
Putting the Shit in ShitToken
$Hyper is a satirical look at the degen, crazy world of MEME Tokens. In a world of rugs, no utility, and false hype, it seemed evident to me that a dog could release a coin. So I made 4 decisions with 3 choices each. Should we do the project, Name, How Many Coins, Type of Launch, Should we rug. Just kidding on the last one. The Dog was going to make the decision. How does a dog make a decision?
I marked the yard into East, Middle, and West and assigned the choices to each section. As Franklin aka HYPER took a dump, where he dumped made the choice. 4 decisions later we had a coin
100% Organic
From the poop itself to the marketing, everything we do is natural. We are letting the token run on its own. Nobody is paid to promote. The Utility in this coin is love of animals. We'd love groups to adopt this coin in some way or another but that is left to nature, just like the voting process to get here. Liquidity is locked for 360 days with plans to extend. Contract is renounced and no longer in our hands. You won't find the dog or anyone on the team making false clams about listings or "chart goes up". Legally we don't want to infur that this is more than alite
12.5% Of the Funds
It's the first question we are asked. Why does the project have 12.5% of allocation?
1. 5% is for eventual donations to project that rescue and care for animals. All donations will be transparent and done through the POOPVOTE™ process.
2. 5% is for DEX and CEX listings. These are more expensive than people realize. They often want coin and payment. Even listing on CoinGecko cost money. We can't guarantee this will ever happen but we wanted to have it ready if this comes to be
3. 2.5% is for marketing, devs, moderators and other expenses